“Those people should stop being lazy and swim to a better island. Sometimes you have to solve the problem yourself,” said Trump. “I’m a great
Category: Trump
Trump Didn’t Know Why He Couldn’t Go To Mar-a-lago This Weekend
President Trump didn’t understand why he couldn’t play golf at his Mar-a-Lago estate this weekend with Hurricane Irma pounding the state. He even threatened to
Trump: “Who Knew Racism Could Be So Evil?”
As the fallout from the Charlottesville, Virginia Alt-right Nazi demonstration continues, President Trump said, “Who knew racism could be so evil?
Twitter Almost Banned Trump For Life In 2011
An internal Twitter memo surfaced recently talking about how Donald Trump was almost banned from Twitter in 2011 after a series of inappropriate messages and
Trump Denies Volcano Below Yellowstone Park: “I Don’t See One”
One of the world’s largest volcanos sits beneath the Yellowstone Park. There have been over 700 small earthquakes in the area over the past two
JEFF SESSIONS FIRED: Returns to office to find Trump’s sock on door knob
That’s how Trump fires people. He hands them a sock and shows them the door.
Trump A Big “Leaker” On The Golf Course
President Trump had diarrhea during a round of golf today after eating a “big brunch” at his New Jersey golf course.
Trump’s Personal Lawyer Costing Taxpayers $10,000 Per Hour
The hourly rate for President Trump’s attorney is $1,500 per hour but with the taxpayers covering the cost, the law firm is billing the taxpayers
Trump and Syria Join Forces to Fight PARIS
“We must defeat PARIS at all costs,” said Trump. “And we are happy to be on the side of Syria, how great is that?
Trump: “Paris Isn’t Underwater”
Climate change has not been a priority for Republicans.
Trump Made Up Story About Barron’s Reaction To Kathy Griffin Photo
A recent photoshoot with Kathy Griffin was met with harsh criticism for holding a bloody Trump head with a stern look on her face. It
Trump Forgot To Pack Underwear For First Big Foreign Trip
President Trump is on his first foreign trip as leader of the free world, he’ll also be riding free since he forgot to pack his
White House Dumpster Fire Causes Nuclear Scare Among Trump Staff
Says Spicer, “They start fires under the White House, and then they blame the fake media.”
The Problem Isn’t Fake News. It’s Idiots With the Internet.
That’s all it takes to swing an election.
