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    Trump: “Puerto Ricans Should Swim To Better Island”

    09/28/2017 viralcord

    “Those people should stop being lazy and swim to a better island. Sometimes you have to solve the problem yourself,” said Trump. “I’m a great

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    Trump Didn’t Know Why He Couldn’t Go To Mar-a-lago This Weekend

    09/08/2017 awfproductions

    President Trump didn’t understand why he couldn’t play golf at his Mar-a-Lago estate this weekend with Hurricane Irma pounding the state. He even threatened to

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    Trump: “Who Knew Racism Could Be So Evil?”

    08/14/2017 viralcord

     As the fallout from the Charlottesville, Virginia Alt-right Nazi demonstration continues, President Trump said, “Who knew racism could be so evil?

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    Twitter Almost Banned Trump For Life In 2011

    07/01/2017 viralcord

    An internal Twitter memo surfaced recently talking about how Donald Trump was almost banned from Twitter in 2011 after a series of inappropriate messages and

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    Trump Denies Volcano Below Yellowstone Park: “I Don’t See One”

    06/29/2017 viralcord

    One of the world’s largest volcanos sits beneath the Yellowstone Park. There have been over 700 small earthquakes in the area over the past two

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    JEFF SESSIONS FIRED: Returns to office to find Trump’s sock on door knob

    06/15/2017 viralcord

    That’s how Trump fires people. He hands them a sock and shows them the door.

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    Trump A Big “Leaker” On The Golf Course

    06/11/2017 viralcord

    President Trump had diarrhea during a round of golf today after eating a “big brunch” at his New Jersey golf course.

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    Trump’s Personal Lawyer Costing Taxpayers $10,000 Per Hour

    06/10/2017 viralcord

     The hourly rate for President Trump’s attorney is $1,500 per hour but with the taxpayers covering the cost, the law firm is billing the taxpayers

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    Trump and Syria Join Forces to Fight PARIS

    06/01/2017 viralcord

    “We must defeat PARIS at all costs,” said Trump. “And we are happy to be on the side of Syria, how great is that?

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    Trump: “Paris Isn’t Underwater”

    06/01/2017 viralcord

    Climate change has not been a priority for Republicans. 

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    Trump Made Up Story About Barron’s Reaction To Kathy Griffin Photo

    05/31/2017 viralcord

    A recent photoshoot with Kathy Griffin was met with harsh criticism for holding a bloody Trump head with a stern look on her face. It

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    Trump Forgot To Pack Underwear For First Big Foreign Trip

    05/19/2017 viralcord

    President Trump is on his first foreign trip as leader of the free world, he’ll also be riding free since he forgot to pack his

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    White House Dumpster Fire Causes Nuclear Scare Among Trump Staff

    05/16/2017 viralcord

    Says Spicer, “They start fires under the White House, and then they blame the fake media.”

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    The Problem Isn’t Fake News. It’s Idiots With the Internet.

    04/13/2017 viralcord

    That’s all it takes to swing an election.

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