President Trump spoke about Las Vegas: Continue reading ““I Coined ‘What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas’””
“Those people should stop being lazy and swim to a better island. Sometimes you have to solve the problem yourself,” said Trump. “I’m a great swimmer.”
“I would have swum out of there when the storm started getting big.
“It’s not my fault.”
President Trump didn’t understand why he couldn’t play golf at his Mar-a-Lago estate this weekend with Hurricane Irma pounding the state.
He even threatened to fire a staffer who had the dubious task of telling the president ‘no’.
“The President doesn’t like the word ‘no’, he thinks it makes him look weak when all he wanted to do was play golf.”
“He’ll be in a bad mood all weekend now.”
After a bizarre G-20 Summit where Trump seemingly signaled the decline of US power and progressiveness and an unprecedented act of having your daughter fill in with a meeting of global leaders, Ivanka Trump piloted Air Force One for several hours over the Atlantic ocean. Continue reading “Ivanka Trump Piloted Air Force One From Europe”
President Trump is on his first foreign trip as leader of the free world, he’ll also be riding free since he forgot to pack his underwear on the week-long trip that includes a speech in Saudi Arabia. There is no word if he plans to stop in France. Continue reading “Trump Forgot To Pack Underwear For First Big Foreign Trip”
Chicago – Oscar Munoz, the CEO of United Airlines, has been in hot water after a man was forcibly removed from a plane at O’Hare International Airport. The company initially bumbled their apology to the paying company and the stock has lost over $800 million in market value. But the CEO had another fire to extinguish. Continue reading “United Airlines CEO’s House Robbed”