Pence Said Mens and Womens Bathroom Were Too close At Colts Stadium

“They were only 300 feet away,” said Pence. “There are children at this game.”
“Bathrooms should be at a minimum 1,000 feet apart, that’s what god told me as I prayed for standing. I always stand when peeing and salute the flag.”

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Trump A Big “Leaker” On The Golf Course

President Trump had diarrhea during a round of golf today after eating a “big brunch” at his New Jersey golf course. Continue reading “Trump A Big “Leaker” On The Golf Course”

Dodgers Trade Yasiel Puig To Miami Marlins For 57 Water Coolers

The Los Angeles Dodgers have traded 25-year-old outfielder Yasiel Puig to the Miami Marlins for 57 water coolers. The struggling slugger needed a “change of environment,” said manager Dave Roberts. No team was willing to trade players for the often hurt Cuban player with his only good year being his rookie campaign. Miami offered to pick up the rest of his $34 million contract in exchange for the water coolers. Continue reading “Dodgers Trade Yasiel Puig To Miami Marlins For 57 Water Coolers”

Ryan Lochte Lands Sponsorship Deal With United Airlines

After a disturbing video emerged showing Chicago police removing a passenger against his will. To help stop the bleeding, American swimmer Ryan Lochte, has landed a deal to promote United Airlines. They are using the slogan: “Give Us A 5th Chance.” The deal is over 4 years through the 2020 Olympics in Japan and is worth $25 million. Continue reading “Ryan Lochte Lands Sponsorship Deal With United Airlines”

Trump Has Diarrhea During Golf Game

Trump Has Diarrhea During Golf Game

Florida – President Trump had a little accident on the golf course today, and no, and wasn’t politically. After a large brunch of eggs, bacon, ham, pheasant, roast beef, elk, and a variety of sausage, Trump had a case of diarrhea while playing the 5th hole of his back nine.

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A Snowboarding game that doesn’t suck is finally coming out

December 2nd, Steep, by publisher UbiSoft, hits the stores shelves. Might be the best snowboarding game since Amped 2 for the original X-Box.  Continue reading “A Snowboarding game that doesn’t suck is finally coming out”