Trump Has Diarrhea During Golf Game

Trump Has Diarrhea During Golf Game

Florida – President Trump had a little accident on the golf course today, and no, and wasn’t politically. After a large brunch of eggs, bacon, ham, pheasant, roast beef, elk, and a variety of sausage, Trump had a case of diarrhea while playing the 5th hole of his back nine.

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Chris Christie ‘Gasses’ Himself

A 30-foot radius felt the gas attack from Chris Christie. Victims were sent to the hospital after vomiting and eye bleeding began just seconds after the exposure to the gas. Continue reading “Chris Christie ‘Gasses’ Himself”

McDonald’s Brings Back Szechwan Sauce After Rick and Morty Segment

The long-awaited cartoon show Rick and Marty played on a loop during April Fools Day. In the episode, Rick, in a memory from 1998, goes through a McDonald’s drive-thru and ordered chicken nuggets with “as much szechuan sauce you can possibly give me.” Continue reading “McDonald’s Brings Back Szechwan Sauce After Rick and Morty Segment”

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7 Ways To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew (Thanksgiving Emergency)

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