Following the death of prolific cartoonist at the age of 95, the legend donated his entire estate worth $1.2 billion to the #MeToo Foundation. Continue reading “Stan Lee Donates $1.2 Billion To #MeToo”
The President went on an epic rant this morning. “Fake news hurts more than getting shot, trust me.”
“I could shoot a man on 5th Avenue and not lose a vote.”
“Why didn’t Obama solve the gun problem when he had the chance? Fail.”
“The Democrats are so mean to me.”
“The Democrats are the meanest, I’m the nicest person ever!”
“They were only 300 feet away,” said Pence. “There are children at this game.”
“Bathrooms should be at a minimum 1,000 feet apart, that’s what god told me as I prayed for standing. I always stand when peeing and salute the flag.”
President Trump didn’t understand why he couldn’t play golf at his Mar-a-Lago estate this weekend with Hurricane Irma pounding the state.
He even threatened to fire a staffer who had the dubious task of telling the president ‘no’.
“The President doesn’t like the word ‘no’, he thinks it makes him look weak when all he wanted to do was play golf.”
“He’ll be in a bad mood all weekend now.”
Apparently, Spicer didn’t receive his last two paychecks and had been asking about it for six weeks. Continue reading “White House Withholding Sean Spicer’s Last Two Paychecks”
It’s pledge week across the country for public radio and television. With government funding looking to be axed, a very generous person donated $5 million to NPR. That person is First Lady Melania Trump. Continue reading “Melania Trump Donates $5 Million To NPR”
The Los Angeles Dodgers have traded 25-year-old outfielder Yasiel Puig to the Miami Marlins for 57 water coolers. The struggling slugger needed a “change of environment,” said manager Dave Roberts. No team was willing to trade players for the often hurt Cuban player with his only good year being his rookie campaign. Miami offered to pick up the rest of his $34 million contract in exchange for the water coolers. Continue reading “Dodgers Trade Yasiel Puig To Miami Marlins For 57 Water Coolers”