Stan Lee Donates $1.2 Billion To #MeToo

Following the death of prolific cartoonist at the age of 95, the legend donated his entire estate worth $1.2 billion to the #MeToo Foundation. Continue reading “Stan Lee Donates $1.2 Billion To #MeToo”

Trump: “Fake News Hurts More Than Getting Shot, Trust Me”

The President went on an epic rant this morning. “Fake news hurts more than getting shot, trust me.”

“I could shoot a man on 5th Avenue and not lose a vote.”

“Why didn’t Obama solve the gun problem when he had the chance? Fail.”

“The Democrats are so mean to me.”

“The Democrats are the meanest, I’m the nicest person ever!”

Trump Didn’t Know Why He Couldn’t Go To Mar-a-lago This Weekend

President Trump didn’t understand why he couldn’t play golf at his Mar-a-Lago estate this weekend with Hurricane Irma pounding the state.

He even threatened to fire a staffer who had the dubious task of telling the president ‘no’.

“The President doesn’t like the word ‘no’, he thinks it makes him look weak when all he wanted to do was play golf.” 

“He’ll be in a bad mood all weekend now.”

Dodgers Trade Yasiel Puig To Miami Marlins For 57 Water Coolers

The Los Angeles Dodgers have traded 25-year-old outfielder Yasiel Puig to the Miami Marlins for 57 water coolers. The struggling slugger needed a “change of environment,” said manager Dave Roberts. No team was willing to trade players for the often hurt Cuban player with his only good year being his rookie campaign. Miami offered to pick up the rest of his $34 million contract in exchange for the water coolers. Continue reading “Dodgers Trade Yasiel Puig To Miami Marlins For 57 Water Coolers”