Trump Wants To Clone Himself Into A Baby

News of a Chinese doctor’s claim of cloning a baby has Trump thinking.

“I read somewhere a doctor, a very smart doctor can do it. And do it well,” said Trump. “It’s definitely something to think about. Very interesting.”

Asked to clarify he said, “I’ll be the smartest kid in school ever. I could do middle school in a year, maybe two, probably one. All middle.”

When asked again about designer babies Trump said, “Our babies are the most beautiful. I don’t know if they can walk the runway. Maybe we need a shorter runway because they are pretty long, most people don’t know that.”