Trump: “Fake News Hurts More Than Getting Shot, Trust Me”

The President went on an epic rant this morning. “Fake news hurts more than getting shot, trust me.”

“I could shoot a man on 5th Avenue and not lose a vote.”

“Why didn’t Obama solve the gun problem when he had the chance? Fail.”

“The Democrats are so mean to me.”

“The Democrats are the meanest, I’m the nicest person ever!”