Eclipse Blinds Thousands Of Trump Fans After Not Believing Scientists

A rare eclipse crossed America Monday afternoon with thousands of Trump supporters out to prove scientists wrong.

Tom Harding, 42, of South Carolina went blind after staring at the sun after scientists warned it would permanently make you blind.   

“I wanted to prove the know it all scientists wrong,” said Harding. “Now I’m blind.”

He went to the hospital to find hundreds of other die-hard Trump supporters in line after occurring permanent blindness.

“It’s okay though, I can still hear Fox and my favorite conservative radio hosts.”  

Another victim of the eclipse said, “Big deal, so the scientists got one right, that means the next time they’ll be wrong and I’m glad to be part of it,” as he picked out a new walking stick.