Trump A Big “Leaker” On The Golf Course

President Trump had diarrhea during a round of golf today after eating a “big brunch” at his New Jersey golf course.

His stomach began to hurt after the first hole and by the third hole, the President had a case of liquid diarrhea. It was easily seen through his khakis pants and he was quickly notified by the secret service. Trump then denied he had diarrhea. After 45 minutes, his circle of people convinced him that he did have diarrhea.

The President then went to the clubhouse to change and watch cable news as his stomach settled down.