Trump Hires Bill O’Reilly As White House Adviser

“It is terrible what the media and these women did to this great American patriot. Disgusting,” said Trump. “It total reverse racism, I mean sexism. That’s what it is and every voter knows that.”

Rumors say O’Reilly will replace Sean Spencer as White House Press Secretary but political insiders said they would not be able to pay O’Reilly enough money for that job and his role in the White House would be “purely strategic.”

Bill told the New York Times he was “very grateful for the President’s support during this witch hunt.”

Steve Bannon was ecstatic with the hiring. “We just signed the best free agent.”

“He’ll fit in great with our culture and values.”

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